Dick Pics, Dating Hot Takes & Rogue One-Liners
Did We Say That… Or Did We Not? (Sex and the One Podcast)
Welcome back to Sex and the One — the podcast with B + KB, getting down and dirty about all things love, life, sex, dating and relationships.
This episode is a little different (and honestly… a little dangerous). We played a game called:
“Did We Say That… Or Did We Not Say That?”
Here’s the vibe: Megan has been uploading episodes to YouTube, which means she’s been deep in the transcripts… and she realised something important:
B and KB do not remember what they’ve said. Like, at all.
But the funny part? They do remember what they believe — because their values don’t change. So even when they can’t remember the quote, you can usually tell if it’s real by the way they react.
So Megan pulled a bunch of the most rogue one-liners from past episodes and put the girls to the test:
✅ Did you say it?
❌ Or did you not say it?
⭐ Bonus points if you can guess who said it.
The Best One-Liners (And The Chaos They Caused)
The game kicked off with absolute clangers — the kind of lines that make you laugh and wonder how the internet hasn’t cancelled you yet.
“Why the f*ck are we sitting here watching a teenage romance?”
Yep. Said. (And yes, it was about The Summer I Turned Pretty — because we love a reality TV / guilty pleasure moment.)
“Dicks aren’t exactly attractive. God could have made them much…”
Also said. And yes, it absolutely spiralled into a full conversation about why men send unsolicited pics (a question we still don’t have a satisfying answer to).
“If he leads with his camera roll, he’s not here for your soul.”
This one? Not said (apparently). But honestly… it’s so on-brand it could’ve been.
The “Accidentally Deep” Moments
Between the jokes, there were a few lines that landed because they’re basically the truth, even when delivered with a bit of chaos.
“We don’t remember what we’ve said, but we remember what our values are — and they don’t change.”
This became the theme of the whole episode. Because it’s actually a perfect example of what the podcast is: real, unfiltered, and consistent in what we stand for.
“Cheating starts long before the kiss. It’s where honesty stops.”
Whether it was said or not, the conversation went there — and it opened up a bigger chat about emotional cheating, intent, and how quickly things cross lines when people are chasing validation.
Dating, Validation, and The Apps
One of the biggest discussions that came out of the game was around the dating app experience — especially the way some people use others for attention without any real intention.
There was also a spicy (and very real) moment around boundaries, self-respect, and taking responsibility for your own choices.
Let’s just say: if you’ve ever been on the apps, you’ll feel seen.
The “Gut Feeling” Rule
One of the funniest-but-truest lines of the ep:
“When is it suspicious? When your gut f*cking tells you that.”
No dissertation needed. That’s it. That’s the rule.
The One We ALL Agree On
This one got a collective nod:
“If you ignore the whisper, you’ll meet the brick.”
It’s basically the unofficial motto of the pod — because we’ve all had the whisper, ignored it, and then acted shocked when the brick arrived.
The Dick Pic Segment (Because Of Course)
This episode also revisits the unsolicited pic conversation, including the line that truly sums it up:
“A surprise dick pic isn’t flirting — it’s digital flashing.”
That’s the post. That’s the boundary. That’s the whole point.
And somehow the conversation still got funnier from there (including a side quest into what people will pay for, and why women’s bodies are monetised in ways men’s just… aren’t).
A Quick Megan Appreciation Moment
Because yes — Megan is now part of the pod world with B + KB, and the girls give her the official intro:
Lover of TV shows (including the questionable ones)
Single and happily so
Proud cat lady
Corporate survivor
Motorsport girlie in a very male-dominated space
And now… officially in the couch-chat chaos with the chicks
Listen to the Episode
If you love:
unfiltered girl chat
dating hot takes
rogue one-liners
conversations that are equal parts funny and honest
…this episode is for you.
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Sex and the One — “Did We Say That… Or Did We Not?”
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