Never Have I Ever

Welcome to Sex and the one the podcast with B and K v, about all things, love life, sex, dating and relationships. Welcome back. Welcome back. Game Show time. Yeah. Oh, okay. You know, that's how we roll. We're laughing already about this. We don't even know what we this is the one episode we've ever done where we don't know what we're doing. We don't know what's gonna happen. So how this rolled out was, we have weekly team meetings with our peeps, team and so professional, well, we are professional, official six experts. No, we're six. We are definitely not sex enthusiasts, and it's very educational sessions. Actually, some of them education. We're all Unfortunately for them, they tend to have to reveal lots of things about themselves. And I thought, well, we're gonna give you a game. We're gonna we're gonna make you play a game that we create all the questions and we don't know what the answers are. Oh my god. We have to either put up when we read the questions. We have to either put up this card, which means we've obviously never done that, or this one, or the I have never, or I have, and we have, you think we have eight questions each. This is gonna be Chris Valley's episode. And I went, Oh God, I could feel this. But anyway, so we don't know. We have no idea rattles, rattlesnake. Yeah, look, this is, yeah. Highly recommend you watch this one on YouTube. It's gonna be a visual episode. Okay, yeah, okay. So we're gonna get scared. I am ready. I'm ready. Oh, my Goodness me. Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club? And guess what? Guess what? Never me. Neither. I haven't done it. Do you get horny on a plane? No, I just want to get off the plane and touch the ground. You go into those toilets, they smell like urine and like They're tiny. And by the way, who am I flying with? I don't want to be in a confined space with a man. Hey, I wonder if anyone's got, like, a story. Please tell us. I'd love to know. Yes, sorry, we do want to hear like that. I'm sure it's people being caught before, but in first class or business class, surely you can do it. Well, jump on like a train story, the train, I reckon. But he loves the train story. We also had a bus story that went with that as well. Someone did on the bus. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, my question is, always with that, which? Except for me. But I just feel it's just kind of thing. I feel like I don't mind how much I ask now, because I reveal everything. So it's not like I'm not sharing when I ask, it's like, I've already told my whole story. So it's not like I'm not so now you tell me you're like, I'm not, like, I'm not coming to the party with my bits. And so I go, did you get off? Like? I don't know if the woman got off. And, like, not usually, like, all of these, like, weird ass sex position scenario things usually doesn't get off. It's, yeah, I guess those positions aren't, uh, they're for fun, like for dinner. Yes, it's the thrill, right? All right. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Never have I ever hooked up with more than one person in

24 hours?

Now I'm boring. Sorry. No further information required. Why I did it recently. So will the person though, did they listen? Have, have I ever hooked up with one more than one person in 24 hours? I mean, absolutely. I mean, isn't that what most people in dating apps do? Yeah, yeah. I like, I'm gonna have myself, because I always do. I would think it's very common. I think it's very common. You know, you might be dead on Friday night. Never did on Sunday night. I would think they just generally, you don't tell generally the rules are, and I don't usually live by the rules. But generally the rules are, people know you're dating other people, but they don't talk about who you're dating and what, how it looks, yeah, but they know you are on an app or something, so therefore you're single, and they know that you're seeing other people. You're not exclusive. They don't necessarily know you fucked someone that morning or yesterday, okay, but it's if you ask someone if they did it, yeah, but you almost you most, but me, I go. So who else have you been with? So when we was at us on Tuesdays and so I don't get a picture about the whole life. The whole life. All right, let's go, yeah, because I don't think it's not a negative for me, like it's, I'm curious. I'm curious, mostly not at the start, because they think that you're going to then judge them, and then not, and then something happened, yeah, and I can tell them anything about me, and they'll still want to do it, because they're, you know, it's men just want to do. Men don't want men don't want to choose which woman they just want to have sex generally, you know, some guys would care, but like, if it's just a sex thing, guys will just do it look. I'm, like, wanting to know if I like them or not. Yeah. Did you tell me that that you do the whole we're all out in the table at the start? Yeah, yeah. And then that's how you actually form a connection, what their values are. And you can better understand if this is actually if they tell me that they've got a group of people that have sex with and whatever, I think that's better. I like that. I think they're being honest. If they say, I haven't a few months lies. Yeah, they're lying. And I and with you lie about that, you're lying about other things, then you liar like that goes like, way down the path. They could have STIs. They could have, you know, got people pregnant before, and because they're lying. So you just, I just don't want to have sex with a liar. Can I say something really funny? Yes, I went on a trip playing articulate. Have you played that game on together? Yes, yes. And it's a kid's version, and my kids are there, and I'd had a few drinks, and obviously, the person, it was a character, yeah, and the character was Pinocchio, and my partner at the time, like it was my best friend's husband, yep, he said to me, this person has a long note, like a person has a long nose. And I didn't say Pinocchio, I said it's a liar. But like, the fact, because that's everything, yeah, that you know is within Megan, so honest about fucking everything. This is why you and I friends. I'm like, it's a liar. Actually, the funniest thing of the week. It's the best. I actually think that it's a personal insult to not to lie. I'm like, Don't disrespect me with just say it. Yeah. And also, hello, if you tell me about a story about you someone you've had sex with and that might turn me on, I might be like, you do it to me exactly. We just don't know which way it's gonna go. No, you ready? You ready? Okay, ready? Oh, God, never have I ever hooked up with a friend's ex, with a friend's wells? Oh, it fits into the category. Yeah, you're gonna have to do the friends liked, okay, I'm gonna share story. Okay, this is so exciting. Look everyone. Look at this answer. It was a high school story, and my best friend at the time. We're friends. Now, I start drawing Instagram messages live in the country anymore. She really liked this guy. And on our formal night in year 12, this was on the three years that I was off with it. This is my this is my wild years. Not very wild at all. I got with him, and she is created a big, big drama. Parents got involved. She was like, How could you do this to me? You knew I liked him, but he didn't like her. He liked didn't like her. He liked me. Yeah. I meant to do about that. Well, for 10 months, swapped his Jerry, and here we go. The thing is, we don't own other people, yeah, yeah. So, so, yeah, I did sort of Yeah. Did you she never got with him because he wasn't interested. And as you're lesbian as well, I know, right? So I was like, why don't you make me feel so bad? I still feel bad about that. I mean, why do you make me feel so bad? You weren't even really that into him. Clearly, you clearly. Well, it's you. She's into you. Maybe I don't know how to think so. Well, she's a lesbian now, so that's more likely. Beautiful girl. Yeah, we love her. Okay, your question too on my turn. Okay, anyway, I'm really sorry about that. See, never have I ever given or received oral sex in a public place. Oh God. Okay, we have given and received. Yeah, that's correct. Given and received. Which circumstance, which scenario Do you wanna talk about for that? Like, I think, I think maybe read page two of my book, and it's a full detail there about, yeah, a bed on a beach. But I feel like that example, that doesn't count. Oh, we can't say why? No, it doesn't count. It still counts because it's on a beach. Oh, my God, did I tell you? So, you know, Noosa, there's this walk that you can do at the actual Park, which I thought I doing these all these years, and I never have, actually, anyway, it was the wrong walk, one that goes around the cliff with no barrier. Yes, I didn't do that walk. I just walked to the top and thought that was it. Keep walking. Yes, there's a naked Yes, naked beach. Yeah, the beach. And I really wanted to go on. Wanted to go, and I didn't go last time. Okay, that's why I've got a naked beach. Like, what's the just naked people? But do they just, like, is it a sexual thing or just, like, walking around naked? No, okay, cool. And I've seen it before. Anyway. Look at me, desensitized to it. Yeah. Sure? Yeah, okay, never have I ever gone on a date just for the free food or drinks a date. What do you mean? I don't. I haven't been on dates. Well, then you just you dated some point where you got married. Did you go on the date for the free food drinks? I like this guy at the time. He has a fucking year fucking idiot. Yeah. What's your answer? Yes, I have been on date just for food and drinks. Anyway, that's another story. Do you want to tell it? No, he was an ass. I didn't even pay for it. Oh well, then, but ended very so actually, two years was an idiot, so you went out. So you went on this date for the free food and drinks, and he didn't pay for the fruit and drinks. So he told me, I so he telling me, what do you do? So the first date, he did. I lied. First day he did okay, and then I fell for the trap, like I fell for him. He was a bit older than me. I was like, 19, and he was 2425 and then we dated for like, we went out for two years, and it was the most toxic relationship. Then one time, he took me out for anniversary dinner. I don't know what world he was living in. But money was was not his thing, yep. But he viewed me like I worked two or three jobs, like, back in the day as a, you know, Uni student. I had multiple jobs going. I was saving money. He took me shopping, like, Mike, let's go by anniversary gift. He made me spend 300 $400 back in the day on this watch that he bought, that he wanted, and I bought it as a part time worker, like, hustling my little ass off, yeah. And then he bought me. And it's not about the money, you know, I love the thought, I do, but the fact that he knew how much he allowed me to spend, knowing that I was part time worker, and he was a full time worker, and he spent $150 on a fucking star in the sky for me. And that night, we went out for dinner, and he forgot his wallet, and I couldn't believe it, and they're like, just come back tomorrow and pay because apparently he knew someone there. Like this is why he came here, because you because you purposely forgot your wallet, and you knew that you knew that you could come back the next day to pay. I don't even know if you paid, but anyway, that was the most toxic relationship I have ever been in. Yeah, it was. It got very heated because I was just not living my truth, and I wasn't being the person I wanted to be, and he was bringing out all these, I don't know, emotions and the side of me that I just didn't want. Well, I mean, my and I think he's gay, my whole thing just, you know, all the just, all the episodes colliding. Now, my whole thing about that is he obviously had one of the worst off steam, and thought he was batting above his average, which he was, and he was trying to, like, chip away, to put you down. And he did that, and, you know, he did that to a point, to a point, and you went, No, I'm going to cut this off and rise. Break up story for that. I have to save that one. Okay, I'm looking forward to it. I don't know the story. I said Never. And anyone who's ever dated me knows I've either paid more money for the date than them, or I pay for the whole date. I don't have be shouted. We don't do shouting. No, thank you. I think, no, thank you. I will pay Miss Independent I just think. And I'm pretty much the only single woman I know that does this. I like it. I think there's a power imbalance when with the person who's paying. And I want to be like, honestly, there's so many men that like put this whole I paid for dinner, therefore you need to do this to me. I paid for this unit, like a transaction, yeah? And you don't know the man when you're going on a first date, whether he thinks that. And so I'm just, like, cutting that off at the thing. I most of the time, the dates, you know, those QR code things there. Oh my gosh, yes. Scan your own phone. Scan my own meal. He scans his meal, and then we just keep chatting. It just isn't an issue. The best dates ever had. Other ones where it just isn't an issue. There just isn't we just don't talk about it, yeah, because, like, I the whole who pays for what is just been around and around and around and like, let's just, like, put it down. Has there ever been a time, maybe on a second or third date that you have allowed the man to pay for you if they have wanted to, yes, but they've offered to Yep. And How'd that feel for you? I don't like it. Come and sit on my cash. Tell me what you really thought you were gonna say, come and sit on my face. No, I just told you I'd take that as the date. Fuck, fuck the meal. Oh, my God. Anyway, all right, next question. Oh, never have I ever had drunk sex. Don't regretted it. Oh, no. I mean, yes, I mean drunk sex means great, yeah, no, especially, especially when they're drunk and you're drunk and nobody comes. Is that thing, oh yes for men, oh yes. Like, yes. Only time I've regretted it is, is because it's made me vomit. Like, you know, the moment, like, it's not like, Oh, I've been so sick because I had sex, not because I regretted the actual birthday this year. Did you? Did you tell me You vomited and then you used that Tony afterwards? Did I Yeah, you told me you went home because I was with you. We went out to that, not when I left early. I felt sick. Yeah, you left early. Felt sick, vomit. It then used the toy. God, that's dedication. Dedication. Megan, okay. Never have I ever slept with someone whose name I didn't know. Sorry. Jeez, jeez. What did they think about? I think in the day, back in the day, back in the day, I had a birthday once, and my birthday was gonna come up, and my kids, were at their dads for the week, for the whole week. I know school holidays. It was very exciting. It was in school holidays. And I matched with this guy. We got chatting, and it was on one of the apps where you don't put your real name in. And we got chatting about this, and he'd sort of been what I would call on the scene, so he's familiar with, you know, like swingers and parties and nude beaches and like, people that, like, have done many things. And so we were chatting about stuff, and I was talking about how my fantasy, well, is to just wake up and I'm already, like, somebody's doing things to me. And so, yeah, we arranged, we arranged for that to happen. And he came into my house at 5am and I was asleep in front of the fire, on my on my mattress, as per the plan, you remember this one, and he started massaging me. Gave me a full body massage. I didn't even like, I'd never know what he looked like. Gave me a full body massage, and flipped over. And, you know, then, obviously, you know, then, obviously, you know, things occurred, and then afterwards, I mean, what's

your name? What are you doing at my house? The best. It was really good. I don't remember his name now, either. Who cares? His name is thank you, birthday man. Thank you. This was years ago, like, but, yeah, it was good. Good present, good gift. Dangerous behavior. Is it my turn? Your turn? Okay, never have I ever been a dominant or sub in bed. Really? Like, does that have to be specific to the word like, do you have to, like, just pick a card? I guess I have, yeah, aren't we? Haven't we? All Yeah, yeah, I think so yeah, yeah, your turn. All right. Never Have I Ever gone back to an ex just for one more time, one more time. I went back to my ex and stayed Yes, I was gonna say one more time, every time, all the more times, that's a never, I don't even go back rear vision mirror is not in existence, in life. 00, no, is it yours? All right? Never have I ever been to a sex party or swingers event.

Did you have to look at that. Yeah?

Never, just in case. Never, you never do that. That's gross and sick and wrong. Yeah, I have been asked before you have by you, yeah, that's right. I want a friend. You wanted a friend? Yeah? You went, Yeah, I did go, yeah, yeah. Is there anyone specifically you'd like to talk about, oh, any sex parties talking to the mic. Yeah, we'll think about that. I No, no, no, they're all in the book. So if people are looking to explore, where would you suggest they start for sex parties? Sex parties are like buying a car. Do not buy, yes, the first one you see, don't buy a lemon. Don't think they're all the same. Okay, do you definitely want one that's run by women and men, not just the men? You want one that only lets couples and Single Ladies in or maybe a few single men that they single men that they vet. Seriously, you don't want what they call sausage fests where single guys can pay for $500 and they can come and you don't pay, and then there's like five women there and 30 men. You don't want any of those. They're scary and semi dangerous, in my opinion, yeah, or the idea of them is dangerous. I haven't been to one, so that should say that. But yeah, the idea is to do your research and find the high class ones. And the high class ones are phenomenal. Okay, worth it. Okay, yeah, yeah, interesting. Highly recommend, if you're into that kind of thing, if you're curious, yeah, is that nothing? Never have I ever used food during sex, whipped cream, chocolate, etc. I have you done your turn for a story. There's like a quite a while ago, but there is, like, a chocolate sauce that you could buy, and we did that, yeah, on your on your nipples. I just remember my version of that, where I put it today. Where do you put it on the pee pee, oh yeah, yeah, not near the hairy parts. Your turn. Oh, never have I ever had a kink or role play session that went way further than I expected. Okay, no, what do you think KB said? Listeners, I have, yeah, yes, I have, no, that's all I've had kink sessions. I'm trying to think of a kink session that went way longer than expected. No, I can't think of any. I can't specifically, example, but yes, I've done many of those. Okay, never have I ever joined a hookup with more than two people? Joined a hookup with more than two people? Never. How do you join a hookup with more than two people? Well, there'd be two people, and you'd be them all in the middle. Yeah, I don't know. Joined a hookup. I don't think I've done a hookup. Well, that depends what hookup is. I know, like, Yeah, I'm never, you're never. I mean, I'm sure I'm a yes. Which part of the yes I am you're a yes, yeah, yeah, no, I'm not a fan of the weird hookup. I think is the go, no. I think it's up to you. Yeah, I like to use the word encounter, okay, yeah. And you know why? This is because hookups can be transactional and which? And I tell people what people say, what is transactional sex? It's transactional sex. It's when someone messages you and they find out where you're from and a sex location, and whether, exactly whether you're free tonight. That's what I wanna know first, because I don't really care who you are, they wanna know whether or not it's worth talking to you at all to work out when they're gonna meet you, and then they're meeting for sex, not for a human, to interact with a human. And I'm into interaction. Okay? I get that. Never have I ever been walked in on while having sex. I I don't, I don't think so. Your kids have never knocked in on you. Oh, god, that's happened to me. Talk to me. He had to jump over the bed because he was, like, fully naked. We had to pretend like, I don't know, I sleep, I sleep with no clothes on. So it's no surprise to me. My kids might come into our room and I'm like, I have a dressing gown, and when I get cold, yeah, I'll just like, you know, my boob just might be flopping out over there, but that's no surprise to them. But I yeah, I don't know what position were you in? Oh, God, I can't remember. Yeah, that's it. Can't remember the position. Can't remember. Just trying to raise that from my mind, yeah, okay, everything was good thing. Never, I think, have I ever been to a sex shop and someone I know was also shopping there? No, never, no, no. But I do have a sex shop story, like a meal. When I was still married, and I was like, the person who was very interested in sex, and I was kind of like, I wasn't pretending, but people assumed I had a really great sex life, and I didn't. I was obsessed with sex, but wasn't having any Okay, and so I was obsessed with the toys and all that sort of stuff. That's what I was getting off with. And I my friends were all really curious, because I talk about sex all the time, or whatever. And so what happened was I was I was going to sexy land, you know, obviously one of the sex shops driving, you know, an hour and a half near sexy land for us. And my friends all gave me money to go buy them things in sexy land because they were too scared to go in. Yeah. So I went in there and I had $1,200 which was, you know, back was, it was a lot of money back in the day. And I went in and I'm like, I'm like, these are for other people. And I said, I realize you would get told that all day, every day, these are from people, I said, but they genuinely are. I need this, this, this, and this one's like, oh my god, I ended up becoming like, semi friendly with her, like, because she was in there all the time. And I would buy the porn, the latest women's porn, like, I said, Yeah, porn, women life, and I would bring it home at the DVD, and then burn it for all my friends. They'd all have a copy. That's it. Like, yeah, massive gap. Maybe you could start doing that like a personal shopper, yes, yeah. But you know, you know, people tell me all the time, I get told this all the time, you should be a sex service. You should change to be a sex service. Thank you. I would be. I mean, I talk about it every day, people come and ask me every day, like, about the sex lives. I would be shit at being a therapist. And the reason is because if someone comes in and tells me that their husband can't be bothered getting them off, I would tell them to fucking leave the loser. Like, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be like, you know, sitting on the fence and like, being all, like, listening and like, whatever. I'd be like, you told me he's never got you off. He doesn't care to get you off. He doesn't want to get you off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Back away, buddy. Apparently there aren't men like that, you know, around as per our Tiktok comments, yeah, only men really do want to help women. Yeah, this man was very offended. Yes, he was a part of the minority that we were speaking. Yeah, I really love I'm loving our comment section now, because how cool is it? The guys are doing their best to hear love it and like, I don't care if a guy can't do it or hasn't done it, but if he's not willing to try, and he's not willing to have a go, to try and he's not willing to have a go, yeah, that's not okay. That is not okay. Yeah. And so yeah, I would be hopeless at being because these people want to stay with them in and I'm like, oh, okay, yeah. Wonder what that is. I don't know. Whenever I've been dissatisfied, I have left, yes, maybe three times, but yes, like, voluntary boyfriends and so forth. But yeah. Like, if there's something niggling at you, I don't know if it's like an inbuilt trait of mine. You've got that too, yeah? Like, what is it that just goes, no, like, I'm not staying here. I'm not going to be a part of this. Yeah, my person well, and we also know when it's time, like, we both have the same belief, there's seasons, reasons and lifetimes. Some people are only for a lesson. They're only exist for a lesson. And people have this whole thing with relationships. It needs to be a lifetime. Some people are a lifetime. Some people aren't, yeah, and so, you know, like, they weren't meant to be together, still, necessarily, in my opinion, those people you know, never have I ever slept with someone exceptionally older than me. What's exceptionally like that boyfriend was five years older than me? That's as old as I've gotten. I don't, I don't know if I've slept with anyone one of them. No, that's not true. I slept with, I've slept with a guy that was five years older than me. Well, what's Google again? One, the Cougar rule is half your age plus seven years. Half your age plus seven. And I was discussing this with one of the peeps that I see every day. The other day, she comes in and she read the book 2525 Fuck yeah. So I was discussing this with someone the other day, and she's in her early 60s, and so I said to her, the standard Google and she, I think was 37 was the answer to she's allowed to, and she said she read my book. And she comes in, she goes, Chris, I can't believe we've got so much in common. She goes, I used to go to the do the things back in the days that you've done. I can't really read it, but she goes, I used to do what you did. She goes, and then next time she come in, she goes, Chris, I've got a lover. I'm like, Okay, tell me more. And she's actually got a partner, but the partner was fine with her having a lover. So she talked to the partner, and she went, actually, I want to explore other people. And he was like, Yeah, cool. The last time I saw her, she had six lovers. Six lovers, really, and the Cougar rule had been smashed. Yeah, when she says lovers, like, are they just, like, does she genuinely love them? If she's still with hookups, I would be, that would be, I would guess that they're hookups, yeah, loving it, but, yeah, fully smashed the Cougar rule, fully like, she's like, way younger, but like, gosh, and they love it, don't they? I love a confident guys, absolutely around the bedroom, absolutely and but it knows the way around the bedroom, but also is clear, honest. Like, you don't want the drama. Younger girls want you to, like, find them attractive. And they get in the bedroom and they're like, Oh, this is not gonna make you look attractive to them. They're gonna be like, a starfish, you know? And so, like, you got the starfish sex because they don't want, like, ruin their hair and shit, you know? Whereas, like, old women, like, where we get in there. Yeah, we get in there and have a go. Don't give a fuck. So you could, you could you could do 25 that's so young. Well, what's half of 37 How old am I 37 half 3618 Yes. So what? My god, that's fortifying 20. Mine's 32 that's still good. Yeah, spring chicken, yes. Good age. Oh God, all right. So yes, that was fashion is no, no, we don't like older. But thank you. You might have some more sugar daddy conversations content for you. Covered so much sugar daddy can't reveal not from us. You know, yes, even if it was, well, it can't be from me. I don't want anything. Can you imagine me like being a sugar baby? Put your put your wallet away, buddy. What else have you got? I'll pay. I'll pay. Don't forget, your invitation for the naked circle is right there in our bio. Come join us in our community where you can ask any questions and honestly, questions, and honestly, we are right there with you, enjoying life and all forms of sex, dating and relationships, an exclusive community for you to enjoy all the pieces of the puzzle that make us who we are, and we cannot wait for you to be exclusively a part of our little circle, the naked circle. 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